Thursday, February 12, 2009

Things I Don't Understand

Wearing a dress that makes everyone want to sing the Oompa Loompa song while chewing gum

The appeal of the Jonas Brothers

The fact that Angelina grabs Brad's bohunkus in public actually makes me feel better about her

The appeal of the Jonas Brothers

Cloven-hoof boots

How Mark Harmon can still be so blasted cute

The appeal of the Jonas Brothers

But I especially don't understand how a woman could do this to herself ON PURPOSE and then ask us to pay for it via VISA, MasterCard, American Express, Discover, and PayPal.


StarvingWriteNow said...

Human beings were meant to have babies, NOT litters!!! She's getting totally blasted by the general public for being so irresponsible.

And did you see that singer's performance outfit later on in the evening? That baby's going to be scarred for life!

I don't get the Jonas brothers either, but they are popular. Sometimes I feel like the whole 'tween generation of today lives on Nickelodeon and Disney--I swear, any time I'm channel surfing it's either Hannah Montana or those two kids in the hotel... or the Jonas Brothers. (sigh... what happened to the heartthrobs of my generation? Shaun Cassidy, for example? LOL...)

Robyn said...

You know, she can have a freaking litter if she wants to. Just be sure you can pay for the little darlings.

M.I.A. deserved some kudos for going on before she was about to pop, but JEEZ. Maternity wear has come so far and she wears that?

Maybe I don't get the brothers Jonas because most of our heartthrobs were a little bit older than we were- and therefore, a tad forbidden. Made them so yummy.

Kimber An said...

Hmmm, okay, lemme try-

1) to get attention
2) 'Cause they're so cute.
3) 'Cause he makes great babies. This is one of the reasons I do the same thing to my own man and we're only one behind Angelina in the baby count.
4) 'Cause when you're a 14 year old girl, it only matters if they're cute.
5) Beats me. Maybe some people think it's sexy to be animalistic?
6) Sometimes it just doesn't matter why.
7) 'Cause they're just so gosh-darn cute, which is really important when you're 14.
8) To get attention. And because her doctor was a GREEDY jackass who should have gotten her into counseling instead of taking her money. It's not the first time children have suffered because of selfish adults.

Robyn said...

Oh yes on the greedy jackass doctor. Was there anything about this that raised a red flag to him?

writtenwyrdd said...

I don't get any of that stuff either, Robyn. And having a litter instead of one or two children is crazy when done on purpose, not just irresponsible. I think the woman will likely rake in a ton of money on her 'help me help me poor pitiful me' site. Rrrr.

and that dress...Wow. I hadn't seen that before.

writtenwyrdd said...

Oh, and re the doc, I don't think he did anything according to the AMA's standards. And the state of California is investigating him, I heard on the news the other day. THAT I don't agree with; he didn't do anything illegal, just ill judged.