Friday, January 25, 2008

Heave-and-Throb Tutorials

Oh, come on. You knew I'd get back to this eventually.

Blaze Wyndham

The guy in the back is thinking, "Mmm. Good placement, but she'll get uncomfortable if you keep holding her by her ribcage. Kills the mood. Set her down, that's right. Don't worry about the dress- even corsets melt away magically in these scenes. No grass stains, either. Nice use of hair product; no wind on earth could move that do of yours. But I simply must ask you, old boy- where exactly are your legs?"


StarvingWriteNow said...

"Hi, my name is Heather... and I like my men cut off at the waist!"

PS: I got Weird Al pasted onto my blog--it's my new theme song!

Bernita said...

I've always wondered, how come the heroes never get entangled in those long skirts, trip, etc.

Gary Harper said...
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Robyn said...

I heart Weird Al.

No kidding, Bernita. And no painful pulling of the long silken tresses, either.

Missie said...

I am still all freaked out about the guy watching. Who is he? What does he want? Does he fancy the girl or the other guy in that whole scenario?

I am so confused. And scared. And in need of eye bleach.