Cute Guy Wednesday features a somewhat unorthodox hottie...
Was there anyone who wasn't fascinated by Die Hard's Hans Gruber, the ultimate suave villain? I loved it when Bonnie Bedelia said, "After all your posturing, all your speeches, you're nothing but a common thief."
"I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite. "
Even when the rest of the movie sucked- and Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves did- he shined. The Sheriff of Nottingham was Snidely Whiplash on acid, but his over-the-top antics still made beautiful sense. It was also a joy to watch.
"That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas."
[to a wench] You. My room. 10:30 tonight. [to another wench] You. 10:45... And bring a friend.
"Colonel Brandon, you have done so much already..."
"Give me an occupation, Miss Dashwood, or I shall run mad."
Any man who could make me feel for Severus Snape while still despising him has got Mad Skillz.
By Grabthar's hammer...