"HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. Somebody pinch me. Scratch that, somebody slap me. Get me out of this nightmare! She's dressed me in bright pink. And silver. And- are those garters she's put on my hooves? Lady, not even Barbie rides horses in heels. She has tiny boots like any sane pers- oh, no. Please no. She's not going to try to ride me, is she? Even sidesaddle, in that skirt she'll wind up sticking to the saddle. Look, one of you humane people out there- do a poor beast a favor. Just shoot me."
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OMG seriously disturbing. Worse than dressing up your cat, even.
"How To Turn Your Horse Into A 'Ho In Five Easy Steps!"
Written, Beth, that poor beastie is undoubtedly traumatised.
It's the ad campaign for Crack-Ho Pepto Bismol Barbie. At a retailer near you in time for the holiday season.
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